I thought this was funny, and highly reminiscent of my mormon upbringing, so I'll post it here. :) enjoy (PS, most of these "jokes" won't make sense unless you're quite familiar with the LDS religion, and that's ok. :) )
"There's a Mormon," by Jeff Foxworthy:
If all your dishes have you name written on them with masking tape...
You might be a Mormon.
If you postdate your checks while shopping on Sunday...
You might be a Mormon.
If you believe Heck is the place for people who do not believe in gosh...
You might be a Mormon.
If your mom was pregnant at your sister's wedding reception...
You might be a Mormon.
If you pray that your food might "nourish and strengthen your body"
before eating doughnuts...
You might be a Mormon.
If you think Jell-O is one of the basic food groups.....
You might be a Mormon.
If at least one of your salad bowls is at a neighbor's house.....
You might be a Mormon.
If you've ever written a "Dear-John" to more than two missionaries on
the same day.....
You might be a Mormon.
If you were frustrated when your son "only" got accepted to Harvard...
You might be a Mormon.
If you have on e kid in diapers and one on a mission...
You might be a Mormon.
If you have never arrived at a meeting on time...
You might be a Mormon.
If you have more wheat stored in your basement than most third world
countries...
You might be a Mormon.
If you've already got your order in for volume 50 of "The Work and The
Glory"...
You might be a Mormon.
If you think it is all right to watch football on Sundays as long as a
direct descendant of Brigham Young is playing...
You might be a Mormon.
If you have to guess more than five times the name of the child you're
disciplining...
You might be a Mormon.
If you automatically assume that BYOB means, Bring Your Own Burgers...
You might be a Mormon.
If you go to a party and someone spikes the punch with Pepsi...
You might be a Mormon.
If you arrive to an activity an hour late and are the first person there...
You might be a Mormon.
4 comments:
this isnt funny im mormon and half of this stuff isnt true but i do kinda like the one where it said you might be a mormon if your mom is pregnant at your sisters wedding.!!
LOL! THATS GREAT! I'm LDS (aka Mormon) and I think its so true!
I think its hilarious! Idk where the person who wrote the first comment is from, but most of it is right on the dot! LOVE IT!
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